MoVeD tO WwW.xAnGa.CoM/RoSiE_gUrL nOt PaU yEt BuT yA YoU gEt Da pYc aYnT aLL ThAt n aLL BuT o WeLLyEs iLL UpDaTe n JuNkErS LaTeRs

bAnGeD InTo sUm LaDy's cAr wHyLe ReVeRsYn iN Da uPpEr pArKyN LoT aT SkU hAhA aLmOsT GoT a TyCk aGaYn wOrTh $5o0 fRoM Da pOpO CuZ nEvA HaD dA InSuRaNcE iN Da cAr BuT i Do hAvE It jUsT ThYnK bOuT If i GoT tHaT wOuLd A hAvE To sAvE Up $15o0 fOr BoTh tYcKs N pAy FoR dA DaMaGe i DyD

((eDyT)) GuEsS dA FuDgE wAt? JuSt gOt A CaLL fRoM Da LaDy wHo I hYt HeR cAr GuEsS hOw MuC i GoTtA pAy FoR dA DaMaGe?? $15o0 ThAtS fReAkYn Bs i TeLL yA ThAtS tOo DaMn mUc N DaMn i GoTtA sTyLL PaY fOr My $1o0o TyCk ToLd mY Ma tOdAy WaT hApPeN N dAmN ShE iS MaD LyK a MoThA fUdGeR BuT eH ShE ShOuLdNt b MaD cUz I aYnT AsKyN hEr FoR n E HeLp aT aLL Im dOyN It oN My oWn So sHe NeEdA sToP TrYpPyN n BeYn aLL Up iN My gRyLL So nOw I gOtTa SaVe uP $25o0 hOw Is tHaT? I cAnT EvEn eArN ThAt sPyT DaMn i sErYoUsLy NeEdA sTaRt WoRkYn mAn O mAn N nOt OnLy tHaT ImMa bE GoYn oN A tRyP In dEc I nEeDa SaVe uP SuM mOnEy So i CaN gO ShOpPyN dAmN iT LyPhS a ByZoCh i WySh i WaS rYcH RaH nOw, Ha

pYcKeD Up rYsOn AfTa sKu N sAw dJ, JeRrY, jErYnE, rAh RaH, bRyCe, pOnO, JoHn, N mOrGaN pEePo I hAvEnT HuNg wYt N TaLk tO In LyK fOrEvA I sWeAr To gOsH SpEnT dA DaY wYt RySoN CoUgHt A mOvYe DoWn aT PeArL CyTy wAtChEd "FrEdDy vS JaSoN" hAhA I wAs KyNdA FrEaKeD oUt At sUm pArTs BuT iT WaS fUnNy ThO ThAn wE WeNt tO PeArLs n GoT sUm PaNdA eXprEsS, DrPePpEr, n A pReZeL HeLL yAh BaBeEh cAn YoU sAy uMmMmM YuM yUm YuM 

gOaL GeT mY 4.o N gEt My 2, 4, 6, 8 ((aBs)) bY Da eNd Of dEcEmBa It ShOuLd hApPeN By aLL Da wOrKyN OuT iLL B dOyN At dA GyM n aT 24hR FyTnEsS

((o6/13/o3-o9/o6/o3)) bRoKe It oFf WyT rYsOn gLaD We fRYeNdS ThAn NoTyN rAh aLLyGaToR

PeArL rYdGe WyT mY BrYaN rYaN GoT mE SuM pAnDa ExPrEsS n SuM gReEn TeA tOdAy HeLL yAh BaBeEh tHaT sPyT Is tHaT ShYzZy yO, ThAn wEnT To kUnYa To mEeT Up wYt dAnYeL, ThAn cHyLLeD WyT mAi BeBs kEvYn, BrYaN, jUsTyN, ErYcK, bLaNe, bLaYnE, MyCaH, jOn, GnO, tArYn, MaTt, sErGyO, JoE, n RaChEaL fOr KeVs 8tEeN BdAy wAs GoNnA hAvE A bOnD FyRe fOr MyA bDaY oR Go tO A HoTeL pArTy ToDaY bUt ChAnGe a pLaNs MaYb nExT WeEk

hOw Is tHaT SeNyOr pRoM DyS yEaR GoNnA bE $1o0 jUsT FoR wUn PeRsOn sO aLL YoU sEnYoR HeLp n FuN rAySe DaMn iT, I mEaN CuM oN NoW yOu OnLy gOtTa SaLe 3 cHyLLy TyCkS wAtS So hArD BoUt tHaT RaH?

GrRrR gOtTa WoRk tOmOrRoW N i So dOnT WaNnA DaMn iT HoPeS i GeT tHaT NeW jOb DoWn aT WaHyAwA sO I dOnT HaVe tO WoRk oN Da wEeKeNdS N e MoRe n So i CaN eArN A LyL ExTrA ExTrA...mAn O mAn I rEaLLy WaNnA gO cLuBbYn

CaLLeD mY BeB bRaNdOn StOvEr sUmWuN I hAvEnT cHyLLeD WyT oR TaLk tO In LyK fOrEvA CaLLeD hYm To sAy WaSuP n SeE hOw He wAs DoYn 1sT ThAnG hE SaYs ""r YoU kYdDyN MeEh" i Go uMmM Ok wAt Da HeLL iS ThAt sUpPoSe To mEaN HuN hYs aLL LyK yOu HaVeNt CaLLeD mE In LyK aGeS Y yOu CaLLyN mE aLL Of a SuDdEn LyK nYcCa JuSt wAnTeD To sAy HeLLo n StUfF wAt ThOuGhT i FoRgOt bOuT YoU aLrEaDy hAhA SuPrYsE hE NeVa sAyD "Ya i No wHo wOuLd"

WeLL wAt CaN i SaY iVe BeEn rEaL BuSy wYt SkU tRyNa GeT mY 4.o FoR wUnCe In My LyPh n Im cLoSe ToO iT I gOt LyK a 3.8 rAh NoW 5 A's n 1 b Im sO PrOuD oF MySeLf iVe NeVa gOt DoEs kYnDa GrAdEs iN My LyPh sO YoU ShOuLd b PrOuD oF Me tOo HeHe nAh BuT HoPeFuLLy iT StAyS tHaT WaY

BeEn sPeNdYn My dAyS WyT mAi BeBs kEvYn, MaTt, eRyCk, JuStYn, bRyAn, JoN, bLaYnE, n KaI n WaT cAn I sAy GoOd tYmEs N gOoD LaUgHs hAvEnT rEaLLy cHyLLeD WyT tHeM SyNcE tHeY So bUsY WyT CoLLeGe n aLL yOu NoO hAvEnT SeEn mY BeB rYsOn N dA BoYs fOr BoUt 2 wEeKs aLrEaDy DaMn ThAtS LoNg nExT WeEk sAt Me n RySoN mAkE 3 mOnThS N iN 3 mOnThS N 1 dAy ThAts mY LoNgEsT ReLaTyOnShYp WyT n E bOdY hAhA LoNgEsT wAs WyT jP 3 mOnThS FoR nOw, NeXt wEeK MoN Is mY SyS bDaY N dYs FrY iS mY bEb KeVs bDaY cAn YoU sAy I GoTtA gO BdAy sHoPpYn 

DuRyN mY Pr 5 mY TeAm sPoRtS cLaSs I wAs GoYn tO Da tEnNyS CoUrTs i OpEn dA GaTe LeT gO OfF iT N oUt Of nO WeRe iT CaMe bAc N hYt Me rEaL HaRd iN Da eYe LyK a BaT hYt Me iT HuRtEd bUt I LaUgH bOuT It n OuT oF No wErE I wAs bLeEdYn NoNe sToP aLL Up oN My cLoThEs N oN Da gRoUnD WeNt tO Da hEaLtH RoOm bUt wOuLdNt StOp wEnT To dA DoC n DoC sAyD I dYdNt NeEd sTyTcHeS So LuCkY mE ItS rEaL sMaLL BuT dAmN A sPyT LoUd oF bLoOd CaMe oUt GrRrRrR mY EyE iS PrEtTY mUc KyNdA fAt N sAgGyN GrRrRr mY ExCuSe tO ErRbOdY iS I gOt BeAt uP LoL hAd To gEt A sHoT ToOo gRrRr ThAt hUrT MoRe tHaN My eYe I hAtE ShOtS tHeRe So pAyN FuLL i rEaLLy WaNnA gO BeAcH hAvEnT BeEn tHeRe In fOrEvA BuT i CaNt cUz I cAnT WaYt mY EyE gRrRrR

wAt eLsE Is tHeRe ToO sAy Im sYcK AsS HeLL gOt A fEvEr N mY TuMmY wUmMy HuRtS LyK a MoThA fUdGeR I dOnT WaNnA gO SkU bUt I mYsSeD So mUc DaYs aLrEaDy I nEeD To gO SkU i HaTe cAtChYn Up LaSt mYn YoU nOo WeLL i ThYnK iMmA JuSt sLeEp eArLy So i CaN gEt SuM rEsT HoPeFuLLy i fEeL BeTtA

O yA By dA WaY i MyGhT gEt A nEw JoB GeT pAyD $7 tHaN $6.25/hR HoPeFuLLy i GeT iT So i CaN pAy Of mY TyCkEt cUz I sUrE AyNt dOyN No cOmMuNyTy SeRvYcE I aYnT GoT tYmE FoR tHaT BuLL sPyT

I aM So cRaVyN FoR sUm PaNdA eXpReSs, GrEeN tEa, N jAmBa JuYcE rAh NoW yOu DoNt eVeN NoO mAn OoO mAn

WeLL eRrRbOdYs GoYn tO Da fBaLL GaMeS aS FoR mE I tHyNk ImMa jUsT Go n Do sUmThAnG eLsE fBaLL GaMeS iSnT My tHaNg I OnLy gOyN DuRyN hOmEcUmYn So gOoD LuCk tRoJaNs YoU nO Ya'LL cAn Do iT

IsNt iT So wEyRd HoW yOu UsE tO LyK oR LuV sUmWuN So dAmN MuC fOr LyK eVa N eVa N yOu ThOuGhT tHaT YoU wOuLd NeVa gEt OvA tHeM N tHaN WeN a Yr oR YrS pAsS By n YoU LoOk n TaLk bOuT It iSnT It fUnNy HoW yOu UsE tO WaNt tHeM So mUc N tHyNk NoW LyK wAt Da HeLL wAs WrOnG wYt Me oR CaNt BeLyEvE yOu rEaLLy LyKeD uMm ThAt mUc? RaH nOw I hAvE ThAt fEeLyN N iTs rEaL FuNnY nOwYn I FeLt tHaT WaY bFoR BuT iM gLaD I dOnT CuZ iT HuRtS bUt I hAd SuM gOoD MeMoRyEs sO ItS aLL GoOd n ItS a ThAnG i CaN TaLk bOuT To mY KyDs wUn DaY hEhE If i EvA gEt MaRrYeDe ((mS))

((sHyTtY NeWs)) wEnT To mY LaWyEr sPyT BoUt mY pArK cLoSuRy TyCkEt gUeSs WaT mY FyNe iS??? 1 gRaNd Or EyThEr 3o DaYs iN jAyL, HoW fUdGe Up iS ThAt mAn? GrRrR i JuSt wAnNA GeT dYs SpYt oVa WyT gEsH ItS sO IrRaS mY Ma tHeM DoNt eVeN NoO iM JuSt gOnNa KeEp dYs sPyT On dA dL N wOrK My aSs OfF tO GeT tHaT 1g....2nD mY GrAnDpA n GrAnDmA r iN Da hOsPyTaL RaH nOw DoC sAyS ThErE bOuT DyEyN aLrEaDy....3rD ThAnG iM PrAcTyCaLLy fAyLyN My eNgLySh cLaSs CuZ tEaChA BeYn A bYzOcHhH Im tRyNa My bEsT To cAtCh Up n Do gOoD DyS yR BuT iT JuSt aYnT WoRkYn iM BuStYn mY AsS oFf DyS SkU Yr aLrEaDy CuZ iT MeAnS aLoT RaH nOw I jUsT WySh i NeW tHaT ThAn....

 DyS wEeK CaR sHoW, VoLcAnOeS, n WoRk